So, apparently, there are still real Hurons alive today (the bad guys in the movie). And the usher told me that a few drunken Huron teenagers started watching the movie, got mad, and started a small riot in the theater.

He said that before they could be subdued by the police, they caused rather extensive damage to the room, screen, and speakers. And that was the only screen playing the Last of the Mohicans. So it looks like we're watching McLintock! :)

McLintock!